New School Ordination Song

Kids today, we all know

If they only play they won't grow

Vile games come and go

Undercover names to keep up the show

Everything has this irresistable glow

Where's the kid that just wants to know?

Oh, learn to play the violin

Oh, learn to play

What we need are stonger rules

What we need are stronger schools

Come along and ride with us

Put your kids on a better bus

They will be freed from all their needs

Minds will be teased until they bleed

Shut up and repeat, shut up and repeat

Shut up and repeat this line

Oh, learn to play the violin

Oh, learn to play

They will be freed from all their needs            (Shut up - repeat)

Minds will be teased until they bleed              (Shut up - repeat)

They will be freed from all their needs            (Shut up - repeat)

Minds will be teased until they bleed              (Shut up - repeat)

For parents worried we guarantee

When results are doubtfull the charge is free

For the most part man's a machine

And at our bus we reset the scheme